sketchy

Me: I’m calling to let you know that I’ll be out of the country for a few months.
Credit Card Dude: Okay, what’s your call-in password?
Me: You mean, may website password?
Credit Card Dude: No, your call-in password.
Me: I have no idea, I don’t recall setting up a call-in password.
Credit Card Dude: Okay not a problem at all, we can get around that. I’m going to transfer this call to someone who can help you.
Credit Card Security Lady: Hello sir, I understand you’re having trouble remembering your call-in password
Me: No, I’m having trouble letting you guys know I’ll be out of the country for a few months
Credit Card Security Lady: Okay, sir, I can help you change your password to a new one you can remember.
Me: ~
Credit Card Security Lady: You could change it to the name of your first car, the town you grew up in, or your favorite relative…
Me: Okay, how about ‘Tegucigalpa?’
Credit Card Security Lady: Can you spell that?
Me: It’s just like the name of the city, T-E-G-C-I-G-A-L-P-A
Credit Card Security Lady: Oh. Oh, it can only be ten letters.
Me: How about, ‘password?’
Credit Card Security Lady: Okay

probably a war criminal, maybe misguided? definitely an arrogant asshole. Who would help him if he fell down the stairs?